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One day, a duck goes into a bar. He says: Gimme some crackers!
The bartender says: Sorry, we don't serve ducks here.
The duck walks out. One hour later, the duck comes back and says: Gimme some crackers!
The bartender says: Sorry, I told you! We don't serve ducks here!
The duck walks out. One hour later, he comes back to the bar and says: Gimme some crackers!
The bartender is getting a little ticked off. He says: Hey, if you come back here asking for crackers one more time, I'm going to nail your beak to the floor!!
The duck, unshaken, walks out. One hour later, the duck returns and says: Do you have any nails?
No, the batender says, confused.
The duck then yells: Then GIMME SOME CRACKERS!!
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